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Why Are Men so Cheap-Part 1 by okazu power

Why Are Men soooo Cheap-Part 1
Some Events have Occurred in the Last 48 hours which has convinced me that Men are Very Very Very soooooooo Cheap. I would start from the Most Recent that Happened this Afternoon..
SO I WENT TO SWIM THIS AFTERNOON..I Felt Ashamed that as a "RIVERS" man, I didn't know the way of the River, so I made a Resolution to teach myself.
I had my bath and changed up Then I entered the swimming pool. Four guys were at the pool side, They came to swim too.
I was in the swimming Pool going Tuke Tuke like the white man that paddled his canoe last weekend in Lagos, At least I could get to the end of the pool and struggle to the middle. For over an Hour, The struggle was real...
Suddenly these 3 very Beautiful Girls walked in..Everybody was shocked why 3 Mermaids would come to swim amongst mortals but I just dey my lane like Dele because Respect is Reciprocal and I am not cheap..
Immediately they went to change, All the Niggurs got into the Pool, I said in my mind "Look at Cheap men"..
The girls joined us in the Pool, Of all Three girls,Only One amongst them was a good swimmer,Immediately the guys noticed they turned into Instant swimming Instructors, so I had to step out of the pool to give them space for Lectures. Lecturers who refused to teach their fellow man
One of them who was the Best swimmer was turned into the Group official Photographer taking pictures at Random..
Like a Flash, Someone was almost drowning..One of the Emergency swimming instructor was also a learner but his Cheapness won't let him stay put..He took one of the girls to the end of the pool and was trying to come back but His imperfection finished him..He was trying to gain Balance so He pushed her into the water,The Girl in Question who was bigger in size pulled the idiot downwards to gain Upthrust..
Like Play like Play my guy done dey struggle to breathe, the group Photographer dropped the phone and dived into the pool to save his friend. Thank God he was saved, Everyone started laughing at the Idiot who almost lost his "CHEAP" LIFE Trying to Teach a woman what He didn't know.
When everybody eye come Clear, We all noticed that The guy who was the Emergency Group Photographer threw the phone He was using to take pictures on the floor so that he could save his Friend. The girl's phone 6S screen scattered
Omoh..Na so Swimming end, Case Start oooh
I began to hear N50k, N60k...
For my mind "You see wetin cheapness dey cause, Una don go spoil "SLAY QUEEN" Phone, How will she slay now?
Like say Na winch them be, Them wan come involve me to settle matter wey no cosign me, I immediately finished my pepper soup and with a mouth full of meat, I walked away saying
"EVERY ABOKI TO HIM KETTLE OOH"
CHEAP MEN
Okazu Powers

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